Friday, 6 June 2008

"we talk on principle, but we act on interest" Walter Savage Landor

i was in MPH bookstore once and i saw this book...'What Men Knew bout Women'. there was a lot of them, 3 shelves stacked. i picked one up and turn it around... it said stuffs like "best seller of the year"..."over 1million copies sold"...stuff like that. being very curious with such a 'interesting' book, i opened it to find...blanks! all the pages were blanks! ...i guess thats how much men knew bout women.

hmm...if the author was a man then the book might mean..."beauty on the outside & empty on the inside"...or...if its a woman..."u guys dont know JACK SCHITT about us...now take a hike"...

swt...few seconds later..."ARGHh!!! its a trap! ...abort!! ABORT!!!" my conscience was screaming at me..."get outta there"........should had noticed it, fake books bout women...next to cashier...the staff is probably having a laugh and some money betting on it or something...daaaammnn...

...i dropped the book and walked away (the cashier, a lady was staring at me)...waaat?...c'mon cant blame me for being curious...... rite? ...DARN IT...

3 comments:

冰冰-ping said...

errr..u mean, they fool on u?

\/\/ i L L y said...

yea...they fooled me. i fell for it

Anonymous said...

Good words.